“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
Last night I was lying in bed half asleep. Señora was next to me watching the tail end of a TV show about Gilda Radner. When the show was over she turned off the TV, and she leaned over to give me a good night kiss and hug. During the hug I caressed her back and arms a bit, then I decided I needed to do the same to her hip and leg. When I arrived there I had the thought, “she sure needs to shave her legs!” That is when I realized The Wee Dog had weaseled her way in between the two of us.
And so it went with our little ménage à chienne.
Hahahahaha!