“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
Caution the following is NSFW – Not Safe for Work – and more than a little randy… You have been appraised, proceed at your own risk.
It has been a great summer for watermelons. On the way to the golf course is a vegetable stand, and I have been stopping there about once a week to buy us a specimen of this most wonderful of summer delectables.
Tonight as Señora partook of this treat she moaned around the red, luscious, juicy fruit, “I hope I die eating watermelon.”
To which I replied, “I hope I die eating pussy.”
Not missing a beat Señora shot back, “At least I will know where to find the body.”
And yes Señora approved.