yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
Surely I am not the only male to look over at his woman’s side of the bathroom and be totally mystified.
Some of the devices, for all the world, look like they were dreamed up by a Catholic priest during the Spanish Inquisition. And then there are the lotions and potions… most of which appear to have come directly from the laboratory of a medieval alchemist.
It always seems to me that it is a lot of work being a woman.
Just saying.