“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
I was feeling a bit romantic and I told Señora, “I just love you to pieces.“
To which she replied, “Then you should love ALL the pieces.”
Oh well, I tried. Romanticism is overrated anyway…