“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
Señora was telling me about her day tomorrow, saying she was going to lunch with Bettina. She then asked me if I remembered who Bettina was. I did not. She then went on to describe Bettina, expounding on the details of their connection, she explained to me that Bettina is the mother-in-law of the one of the twin daughters of the woman whose is the fraternal twin of Señora‘s sister-in-law. Got all that? Señora then added that Bettina is older than her.
Then I boldly went where no sane husband should go. I remarked to Señora that it is hard these days to find such a person, someone older than her.
As fortune would have it, the closest thing at hand was a sofa pillow, which she sent screaming my way at wrap speed. There was no need to duck, plus it gave me a shield in case other items were to follow.
Yep! Been there, Done That, Too many times.