“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
Today Señora was going to meet a friend for lunch. Normally when I see Señora around the hacienda she has on her I-have-five-loads-of-laundry-to-do-and-10-rows-of-corn-to-hoe outfit. When she came down to our little gym area to say goodbye to me she had put on a nice dress, fixed her hair and put on some makeup.
“You be sure to tell Roberts I am more than a jealous of her, you getting all duded up like that for her,” I declared.
Before I could completely finish my thought, Señora ejaculated, “Bullshit…I brush my tooth every day for you!”
You are both frikin hilarious!!!!!!!!