Quote of the Day – Fred Allen

Quote of the Day… not actually daily, but whenever I encounter one I think worth sharing and there are not too many in sequence.  I like quotes as they frequently distill a piece of wisdom into a brief passage, or make other points very succinctly – such as the witticisms of Oscar Wilde.

“Hanging is too good for the man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.” ~~ Fred Allen

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Vanity Plate for the Day – PUN-DAD

PUN-DAD

This was on the back of a gray Audi.  A plate that could certainly apply to me.  I know my kidrens got very tired of hearing me say for the umpteenth time as we went through Slick, OK  … “here we go sliding through Slick.”  I never met a pun I did not love.

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