yeah I know you did not ask!
You should be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of them.
I was cleaning up the phone log on my cellular telephone today. I noticed that from all appearances my best friend – the one who the calls me the most – must be a person with the uncommon first name of Scam and the unlikely last name of Likely.
They must be reasonable thick skinned as they keep calling back even with me not being a very good friend/buddy. If I just don’t ignore their call, I decline it immediately.
And so it goes.
Hey, that’s my best friend, too!