yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
I made a run to a local grocery store, Schnucks, as I was out of my eponymous cerveza, Dirty Bastard. As I was walking in, an elderly Chinese couple was walking out. Okay, the Chinese ethnicity is an assumption on my part, probably a good one, as there is a large Chinese population in the St. Louis area. In fact our neighbors to our left are from Taiwan. But I meander. The wife (another assumption on my part) was jabbering away at her husband in what I assumed was Mandarin.
Trouble was that she was eating something and had her mouth so full that the words were very garbled. I just could not understand anything she was saying.

Was that a rim shot I electronically ‘heard’?
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