Song just about says it all, no need for comments from yours truly.
I came across it in an article in the alternative newspaper, Riverfront Times: ‘How Does St. Louis Do It’ Is the Most Accurate STL Anthem Ever
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Song just about says it all, no need for comments from yours truly.
I came across it in an article in the alternative newspaper, Riverfront Times: ‘How Does St. Louis Do It’ Is the Most Accurate STL Anthem Ever
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“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
Twas the day after Thanksgiving, and neither Señora nor I had even the glimmer of ambition to get out there amongst them on this day of frenzied consumerism known as Black Friday. In other words, we were staying home and taking it easy.
Normally, my day begins by drinking a little coffee, flipping through the news on my non-Apple phone, followed by taking care of the three “S”s. Of course, the last “S” being showering. One reason I do this is that I have scheduled my Spanish conversational practice classes fairly early in the morning, mainly to give myself an inducement to get out of bed at a reasonable hour. Since I have the dubious honor of having my picture next to the definition of bedhead in most standard dictionaries of the English language, I definitely need to shower before I talk to someone in another country. After all I need to represent the US of A in a somewhat acceptable manner.
This morning I lounged around longer than normal, drinking coffee and reading the news as I had no class – and yes, I just tossed someone a softball. I even skipped showering at this juncture of the day, opting to go to the basement somewhat late to utilize the treadmill and weights. When I was done I fixed myself lunch consisting of a turkey and dressing sandwich.
With both of us being retirees, we have flexible schedules, but stay busy enough to suit us. One of our standard questions to the other is what does their day look like. When I got up from the kitchen table Señora asked me a variation of this question.
“Where are you headed next?
Replying I said, “I am going to go shower.”
With surprise in her voice, she queried, “You’ve not showered yet?”
Responding, thinking of my bedhead, I countered, “Do I look like have showered?”
Her unhesitating retort was, “I just live with you, I don’t LOOK at you.”
Well… reckon I was rapidly put back into my proper place.
“Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own” ~~ Paulo Coelho
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yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
I wish I could draw. If I could I would create a cartoon and label it: The Typical American.
It would feature a grossly obese person of whatever sex, one whose gender was indeterminante might even be more to the point. Our typical American would be sporting shorts, regardless of the season, that were much too big, a screen printed t-shirt pushing a political opinion, religion, vacation destination or sports team, the ubiquitous sneakers or flip-flops, and a baseball cap, more than likely worn backwards. They would be in a mega warehouse store, like Sam’s or Costco, pushing the oversized shopping cart mandatory at these venues. The cart would be filled to overflowing with soft drinks and junk food. And, of course, teetering on top of all, there would be a brobdingnagian bail containing a two year supply of toilet paper.
Yup, I was recently in one of these stores. Yup, guess what I saw.
I came across this cartoon this morning.
Which reminded me of a story I had read about Rabbi Hillel…
The Talmud is the second most important book of the Jewish faith. As described at the website Sefaria.org:
“The Talmud is the textual record of generations of rabbinic debate about law, philosophy, and biblical interpretation, compiled between the 3rd and 8th centuries and structured as commentary on the Mishnah with stories interwoven. The Talmud exists in two versions: the more commonly studied Babylonian Talmud was compiled in present-day Iraq, while the Jerusalem Talmud was compiled in Israel.”
There is a story attributed to two second century rabbinic scholars of this book , Hillel and Shammai. As recounted at the website Forward:
“[They were]…contemporaries paired together by Jewish tradition as archetypical opposites: Hillel the tolerant and liberal ‘loose constructionist’ of the Law, Shammai the exacting and inflexible ‘strict constructionist.’
In one story about them, a gentile comes to both and asks, with the obvious intention of provoking them, to be taught the whole Torah while standing on one leg. Shammai is indeed provoked and gives the man an angry whack with a measuring rod. Hillel replies, ‘That which is hateful to you, do not unto another: This is the whole Torah. The rest is commentary — [and now] go study.’“
How hard can this be people? Apparently too damn hard.
To see the Golden Rule as expressed by many other religions follow this link: The Universality of the Golden Rule in the World Religions
yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all my random thoughts.
Indubitably, you are aware of the old saw, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Contemplating the recent drama in my abode, Matrimonial Log – Star Date 5784.304, I decided that we have had this prosaism wrong all these long centuries. I am thinking a more accurate platitude might have been, “An onion a day keeps the doctor away.”
Bear with me, here is my reasoning. If you were to eat an onion everyday, then the likelihood of the majority of folks being close to you diminishes rapidly. You would thus keep the opportunity for them to transmit any number of human illnesses to you at a very low percentage. Thusly preserving yourself in a healthy state. Ergo, the doctor would be a stranger. Without a doubt, a proof my logic professor would be proud of.
Just to be on the safe side, if you were to throw a couple cloves of garlic into the mix, then vampires would be out of the picture, while also eliminating those final few hardy souls not put off by your force field of onion infused belches.
Just saying.
“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
This is an ongoing problem in what would otherwise be – I am sure – a blissful bout of matrimonial fever.
Señora and I ran some errands this morning, returning home just about at noon, both of us were hungry. She opted for her favorite standby, a bowl of her home-made soup. I had an urge for one of my favorite sandwiches that I only eat rarely for reasons I am sure you can fathom, sardines and onions on toasted bread with a brush of mayonnaise on one piece of the toast.
Now Señora is pontificating from her soap box, declaring she will not kiss me for the next several hours. It probably did not help my cause that I ate the rest of the sweet onion like it was an apple.
Ahh… the romance has fled from our once rapturous relationship.
And so it goes.
And yes JMR, this was a bit of a recycle. I just find it humorous the way she reacts to my consuming this delicacy.
I originally posted an article on Paradise Now, the 2005 Golden Globe Winner – Best Foreign Film, in 2009. With the conflict between the Israelis and Hamas, it might be time to revisit the movie. It allows you to consider the world from a point of view that is not often taken into account in the West, the Palestinian.
Disclaimer: One should not be necessary, tis not the world we live in, though. I have written a few sharply clever – IMHO – satirical pieces that a small number of folks took way too seriously. This led to a smattering of vile comments as they did not appreciate my finely honed sense of ironic humor. While I approve most comments, a few went across the line.
This article deals with a movie that tells the story of two young men from the West Bank recruited to become suicide bombers. I am in no way condoning terrorism or violence of any sort. There is never a valid reason for it, although many groups and individuals will jump through intellectual hoops to do so. The movie explores why someone would be so radicalized as to commit such an action. It is something that we need to think about, what pushes people over this horrendous edge that they become terrorists.
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