Have you read some really bad prose lately that you would like to share?
Have you your own example? Like to share? Post it here or email me and I will post it for you.
I’ll start off with one that occurred to me on my morning walk to work.
She thought to herself, “He makes love like he brushes his teeth, fast and furious and not near long enough.”
After reading really bad prose, he pompously posed a hypothetical question: If your lover brushes her teeth during sex, do you use pubic hairs to floss?
It is all an alien thing…. be careful about the probe.
A woman was walking down the street and she thought to herself….and she saw a probelike thing lying in the road…and she said……
Please feel free to continue….
“Once you’ve gone probe, you never go back.”?
I use a Sonicare tooth brushing system. Can’t help but make the lesbian comparison, She thought to herself, “She pleasures herself like she brushes her teeth, fully charged, highly effectively, and as long as she damn well pleases.”