I have decided that I wanted to share the joy of being a Curmudgeon by providing certificates attesting to the authenticity of a person (male, female or otherwise) as a Curmudgeon.
Below is an example of one. This particular one has gold embossing around edges, future certificates may vary depending on supply availability. It is standard letter size, 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches, and more than suitable for framing. Besides the nominee there is a space for the individual nominating the Curmudgeon. The Curmudgeon will be certified after exhaustive investigation – the check did not bounce – by the staff at Curmudgeon-Alley.com
Obviously, I need to set up a method of doing this online, and I am exploring the best options. BUT also I am still more or less “test marketing” the demand for such a product before I get too wrapped up in technicalities.
In the meantime contact me at certificates@curmudgeon-alley.com if you want one of these puppies. Information I will need is:
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- The name of the Curmudgeon – as you want it to appear
- The name of nominating person – as you want it to appear
- If you want it dated something other than current date… such as birthday, Christmas, etc
- Mailing address to sent the certificate.
- Mailing address of requestor – if bill needs to go to somewhere else than cetificate
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Yeah, I need to charge… $10.00 for the certificate and $5.00 to cover shipping and handling. Besides the money, what else is needed is the Curmudgeon’s name as you want it to appear on the certificate, the name of the nominator