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yeah I know you did not ask!
There is a group of people partaking or getting ready to partake of a meal. The all too common site today is one or more persons at that table deeply involved with their cell phones. They are essentially ignoring the other souls at the table. I wondered what would happen if I brought a book to that table and begin reading. Undoubtedly I would be considered rude. However, in my mind, I do not see a whole lot of difference.
yeah I know you did not ask!
I’ve been trying to figure out Melania Trump. There is something about her that just does not seem right. Something that does not quite seem human. My initial thought was that she is actually an alien android whose function is to short circuit what little intellect Effingham Trump has. My second thought is that she a programmed Russian agent whose task it is to control Effingham Trump.
But then again if I had “small hands” Effingham Trump chasing me around the bedroom I might have that deer in the headlights look too. I really do not believe there are enough greenbacks in all the world that make that right.
yeah I know you did not ask!
For the sake of me I cannot understand why anyone who self-identified as a Christian would have voted for Effingham Trump. He is the antithesis of all I understand to be Christ’s teaching.
I was ruminating on this and I came up with this theory. They actually believe Effingham Trump to be the Anti-Christ. As such he is going to hasten the days of Revelation that so many them seem to be waiting for so they will be raptured to heaven. It is the only thing that makes sense to me.
I have no delusions that this will go anywhere, but I do wish it would. I think we need to flood Effingham Trump’s Twitter feed with postings of this sort. Not sure how much good it would do as he is too stupid and too narcissistic to take a nation hating him to heart. But I can hope. Maybe if we overwhelmed his Twitter account, we would not be constantly exposed to his obscene comments.
Add to this “cluster Effingham” the enabling, bought and paid for Republican Congress and this nation has essentially put a gun to its head and pulled the trigger.
I do wonder how long before I am blocked from posting on Effingham Trump’s Twitter feed. This is not the first time I’ve been outraged and done something like the below.
I don’t fly a lot, maybe once or twice a year. At this point in my life all my flying is for 
personal reasons. If you have ever spent any time in airports or aboard planes you know that from time to time you will see some strange things. Flying is basically pushing people whose main commonality is the ability to purchase a plane ticket into much too close proximity.
We are flying home from Portland to St. Louis on Southwest. Being in the C group we are near the back of the plane. We are getting comfortable waiting for the rest of the passengers to come on board when a gentleman comes marching down the aisle.
What struck me first about this man was that I thought he must be channeling Continue reading “Channeling Richard Petty”
Dear Santa Claus,
What I really want more than anything for Christmas is Effingham Trump impeached and removed as US President and the Effingham Pence put into prison.
You can skip the My Little Pony video this year if you give me that.
I have this on going fantasy. Unfortunately, the technology is not available so I will need alien intervention. When I say alien, what I really mean is extra-terrestrial beings with advanced technology.
My fantasy is this. I want to locate an island somewhere of reasonable size that will remain a reasonable size despite global warming. I want it to be in a part of the world where the temperatures are somewhat temperate, neither excessive cold or excessively hot. The island will have an abundant supply of fresh water.
Around this island I want to create a force field that will allow the elements, animals, etc. in and out. This force field will not be passable by human beings, except to deposit certain individuals. There will be no communication between the individuals on this island and the outside world. The one exception being hand gestures as I would want cameras all over the island. These cameras would be connected to the Internet so the world could observe.
I’m just saying…
Given Effingham Trump’s recent threats against half the world, but especially North Korea and Iran, I am thinking a quote from Isaac Asimov’s Foundation trilogy very apropos.
“Violence … is the last refuge of the incompetent.“
yeah I know you did not ask!
I cannot think of time in recent history, the history I personally remember, that we have needed good leadership more for this country and the world in general than now. Instead we are stuck with Effingham Trump whose leadership quality approaches nil.