yeah I know you did not ask!
I have come to the conclusion that dogs rolling in obnoxious odors is similar to people wearing loud, bright colors. They both want to be noticed????
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 9,624
yeah I know you did not ask!
Surely, I am not the only one who sucks in their belly when they step on the scales!!!
MAGAs New Pet
Sadly I think the rock has more going for it than Gospodin Trump
Shades of Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle
So I have been talking Spanish lessons via Skype via iTalki.com. Currently I am working 
with a young man from Guatemala named Manolo who is the bee’s knees. A few times in the conversation portion of the class we have talked about my wife, Robin.
The other night he was trying to remember my wife’s name so I reminded him. A few minutes later he needed reminding again so I wrote “Robin” in the text portion of Skype. I then told him it was Robin, just like Batman and Robin.
His reply to me in Spanish was, “You’re no Batman.”
Talk about shades of Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle during the Vice-Presidential debates of 1988, “You’re no Jack Kennedy.”
Next he will be telling me, “You can’t handle the truth!”
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #8,134
yeah I know you did not ask!
What do you call a group of elderly women?
I was riding my bicycle early in the morning at the Creve Coeur Lake Park. Coming my way was a group of 12 or 15 elderly women riding their bikes. I knew they were elderly as they all looked to be around my age plus or minus 10 years…old. About a third of them were obnoxious morning people who insisted on saying “good morning” to me. Did they not know I had short changed my coffee to get out there that early?
I begin to wonder what do you call a group of older women… a clutch, a coven, a pack, a posse, madams, it is a murder of crows, a charm of foxes, a mob of kangaroos…
Just wondering, any good suggestions leave a comment.
Vaccinations – They are a good thing
For various reasons there is a huge anti-vaccination movement in this country and elsewhere in the world. As former minor public health official in Arkansas and as someone trained in science I found this very hard to swallow. The initial “study”that set off the current anti-vaccination movement has been discredited as well as the doctor who put it out there.
Here are 3 excellent videos on the subject (watch them in order). Also I have a link to the original article.
Five surprising moments in vaccine history
Video 1
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My New Favorite Bible Verse
Ezekiel 23:20–21
20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
21: So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
For that matter the whole of chapter 23 reads like a porn novel…
Evangelicals Breaking Up with Jesus
If A Dog Were Your Teacher !
If A Dog Were Your Teacher !
You would learn stuff like… 
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
- When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
- Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
- Take naps and stretch before rising.
- Run, romp, and play daily.
- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.
- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
- When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
- No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout – run right back and make friends.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
- Be loyal.
- Never pretend to be something you’re not.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- And MOST of all…
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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George Carlin on Religion