14 Years Today, But Who Is Counting

One of my siblings passed around the following cartoon this morning:

I am moody, grumpy, opinionated, prone to depression, and occasionally let my anger get the best of me. All of that while being more than a little misanthropic and, more often than not, frugal to a fault… cheap sounds so vulgar.

Good bless Señora for putting up with me.  I remarked one time that her ability to do so was due to all those years she spent as s special education teacher.  She told me after I had repeated that comment a few times that I could say it five more times then I needed to stop.  Not exactly sure how many more times I have intermittently resurrected that remark, but I have ran out of fingers and toes to count it on.

Glad I found someone who is not like me!

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David aka Heh-soos

I started to title this one, For my Baptists Relatives

Friday is normally the day I mow the grass at our little hacienda. However, thunderstorms, then rain moved through the St. Louis area, making that a chore for another day. I decided I would do the running around I needed to do.

This summer, I have been slowly rebuilding our 250 feet of picket fence, three eight-foot sections at a time, trying to do one a week. However, with weather and other unforeseen happenings, this has extended out longer than I had planned.  I needed some more lumber for the job.

Señora had not been feeling well, and I left the house with Continue reading “David aka Heh-soos”

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #2,594

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

I can be good, I really can.  I can control my mouth, at least part of the time, I really can.

On one of the golf courses I go to when you finish the 18th hole, you pass by the first tee.  Which is what I was doing yesterday afternoon.  On the first tee were four young men, late teens or early twenties, teeing off.  Just as an aside, it is so hard for me tell ages these days, especially with that group, they all look like babies to me.

All four of them were dressed very similarly, tee shirts and Tom Selleck shorts.  However, one of the youngsters had on a pair of very red sneakers (to use an antiquated word).  I so wanted to  say to him, “nice shoes, Dorothy,” but I refrained.

See I can be nice.  Besides it would have be four against one.

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New Appellation for He-who-should-not-be-named

A word I have been encountering much of late is enshittification. Strangely enough it is being used by public figures that I do not generally associate with using colorful language.  Although Paul Krugman is a bit of an exception since he has left the New York Times. I always felt like he was holding back a wee bit when he was a columnist for that newspaper for 24 years.  Since he has gone to Substack and other platforms (and perhaps because he is in his 70s), he has become more colorful.

The meaning of enshittification is obvious, but for a deeper and more nuanced explanation of the word see Word of the Day – Enshittification that I put out a month or so ago.

Given all of that, I have come up with a new name of El puta pendejo naranjo: Enshittificator-in-chief

Enshittificator-in-chief

Someday this nightmare will end… someday.

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How Wealth Inequality Spiraled Out of Control | Robert Reich

This country has more problems than a monkey on a rock, but to my way of thinking, this is one of the biggest, the out of control, growing wealth gap.  The issue is explained very clearly by one of my favorite “pundits”, Robert Reich.  America has never been a very fair country, but it is certainly the goal we should be aiming for.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #2,594

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

All I am saying is that is a good thing they do not put horns on golf carts.  I would be trouble at least some of the time.

What brought that up?  I was playing behind a twosome who had loaded up with beer before teeing off.  By about the 15th hole their golf had become very erratic, and their concern for we folks playing behind them nil. Unfortunately, there are more than a few souls who use golf as an excuse to drink. Oh well.

I don’t know if behavior has become worse on public golf courses, but it seems to have.  COVID brought out a lot of new golfers as it was seen as semi-safe activity to do with other folks.  Then you add in Bluetooth speakers that allow folks to play music on the golf course, usually much too loud.  I have had more than one “discussion” with other golfers about their music.  It amazes me at one level with ear buds, mini audio-phones so ubiquitous.

As my granddaddy was fond of saying, “there is a time place for everything.”

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Sometimes it is Binary

I do not see many things in life as being either black or white, but mostly I see them as gray. This is especially true when we are speaking of ethics, psychology, religion, etc. This is actually a bit of a curse, but that is a topic for another night of rambling thoughts.

Even in physics – or maybe especially so – things are not either/or, that is the point of quantum mechanics.  I have a vague understanding of this field, but the key word is vague (very vague).  The state of any particular particle is a matter of probabilities rather than certainties. The first time I read that light was both a particle and wave, I scratched my head until it bled.

However, in life, we are sometimes given a binary option.  We can hang on to a wrong, a slight, an injustice – perceived or real, stewing in it to the point of becoming bitter, or we can let it go. This is especially true as there is no way to go back and change the past. Life moves on whether we do or not.

Just saying.

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What started this particular piece of rambling was a group text chat that I was a part of.  It started as a rant against that horrible waste of protoplasm known as tRump.  I chimed in with a comment. What I got back was a bitter statement about a situation in this person’s life that only had a vague connection to the subject of the group chat.

And yes, I am self-aware enough to know that I am not nearly as self-aware as I give myself credit for being self-aware.  All by way of saying that the above applies to me as well.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #6,000

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

I am beginning to understand something I have seen often, and, is in fact, a bit of a stereotype.  It may be due to the weight I have lost of late, or perhaps the way my body has changed as my hair has whitened. Whatever the cause, I find myself hitching my britches up way up past my hips in an attempt to keep them from sagging down around my knees. I show my ass often enough without actually showing my ass.

So, if you see  me walking with my trousers up around my armpits, I am not trying to imitate Steve Urkel, I am just old.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #2,467

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

I was on a beer run.  As I was entering the package store late on this sunny afternoon, three sweet young things were exiting. They were dressed in their best summertime, revealing outfits.  Even if you only had a few milligrams of testosterone floating around in your system, it would have been hard to not have checked them out, which I was.  As I got near to the gaggle of girls I overheard one of them say to another, “I will turn 25 before you turn 23.”

All of sudden I felt like a dirty old man… oh well.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #9,374

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

I was shopping for staples at Aldi, browsing through the produce section I encountered cucumbers in their original shipping cartons, labeled both in English and Spanish.  What caught my attention was the carton labeled “conventional cucumber”.  Made wonder what an unconventional cucumber was, and could I get one to try.

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