Matrimonial Log – Star Date 5783.326

“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”

Last night I was lying in bed half asleep.  Señora was next to me watching the tail end of a TV show about Gilda Radner.  When the show was over she turned off the TV, and she leaned over to give me a good night kiss and hug.  During the hug I caressed her back and arms a bit, then I decided I needed to do the same to her hip and leg.  When I arrived there I had the thought, “she sure needs to shave her legs!”  That is when I realized The Wee Dog had weaseled her way in between the two of us.

And so it went with our little ménage à chienne.

The Cookie Jar

  We visited some friends this weekend in Chicago, well one of the northwest suburbs of Chicago.  Despite the frigid temperatures, we had a great time. In their dining room, on the sideboard, is this cookie jar, brazenly inscribed with the eighth commandment, “Thou shall not steal.”

I bring this up as it reminded me of a story I posted about ten years ago that I am going to recycle with some small revisions. Enjoy.

Once upon a time, back in the day, when my kidrens were still knee-high to the proverbial grasshopper, my arm could still be twisted to get me to attend Sunday church services. My son, David, must have been around 4 which would have put my daughter, Keely, at 8. We were living in Oklahoma City, attending  a Baptist church fairly regularly. Sporadically, before the main sermon, the preacher would have a children’s story. In the front of the church was a low stage with steps leading up to the pulpit. He would sit at the front of this stage and ask the children of the congregation to gather around him.

This particular Sunday he did that, made his invitation to the children, and off rushed our two kids. I do not remember exactly what the story was about, but it did involve a cookie jar and the partaking of the contents unauthorized.

The preacher looked at Keely and asked her, “Do y’all have a cookie jar at your house?”

To which she replied, “No.” Then she brightly added, “No, but we have a cookie bowl and Mommy hides it from Daddy as he gets into it all the time.”

The whole church burst out into laughter and turned to see me slinking down in my pew.

And so it went back in the “day”.

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #3,040

yeah I know you did not ask!

This getting old gig is just weird. I do not need to shave every day so I generally just shave three or four times per week… but I need to trim my nose hairs just about every day.  And at least once a week I need to shave the bridge of my nose.  If I don’t Señora is trying to pluck the long, curly hair that cropped up there years ago.  And what’s up with these Andy Rooney eyebrows that causes Señora to chase me around the house wielding a sharp pair of scissors.

Yes, I know, TMI.

Dear Elon Musk

I only infrequently post “memes”, but I really like this one!  I don’t quite understand why THE MEDIA spends so much time on the utterances of billionaires such of Elon Musk.  They generally do not add anything positive to our political or economic discussions. So many of them seem to think they are geniuses in all areas since they managed to make a boat load of money…one way or the other.

And so it  goes…

Word of the Day –Bespoke

  • Noun: Bespoke
    1. made for a particular customer or user
    2. dealing in or producing custom-made articles
    3. engaged
  • Synonyms:
    1. custom
    2. customized
    3. specialized
    4. tailored
    5. custom-made
    6. tailor-made
    7. special
    8. custom-tailored
  • Usage:
    1. “Custom courts are becoming more common, but a lot of pickleball is being played on tennis courts marked with bespoke boundary lines to show where the pickleball stops. By square footage, a tennis court is three times larger, so “picklers” have much less ground to cover.”
  • Encountered:
    1. While reading: Editorial: Can pickleball save democracy? We’ve heard worse ideas.

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A Light in the Attic poems and drawings by Shel Siverstein

I found this little gem of a book while perusing Señora‘s bookshelves for something to read as I was “reigning” on my throne.  This book has been out a while, my issue lists the publishing date as 1981, but it has been so popular that there has been several special editions published since then.

While it is a book of poems with accompanying line drawings aimed at children, I found it very entertaining with more than a few that talked to me as an adult… or perhaps my inner child.  One such example would be the following poem:

REFLECTION

Each time I see the Upside-Down Man
Standing in the water,
I look at him and start to laugh.
Although I shouldn’t oughtter,
For maybe in another world
Another time
Another town,
Maybe HE is right side up
And I am upside down.

Perhaps this poem spoke to me Continue reading “A Light in the Attic poems and drawings by Shel Siverstein”

Quote of the Day – Lois Griffin

“The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.” ~~ Lois Griffin

 

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #3,432

yeah I know you did not ask!

Apparently a lot of my fellow citizens have taken the old saw about Washington and politics being a circus to heart.  At least they seem to sending a lot clowns to Washington and political offices in general.

The 23rd Psalm: Pan-Religious

Some of my readers might not know that Señora – my principal muse – is not Hispanic. In fact she is Jewish.  Of course, you can be Hispanic and Jewish simultaneously, but not in this case. Why I use Señora is a somewhat convoluted tale for another day. Most folks who are not familiar with Jews tend to think of Jews as they are portrayed in the movies or on television.  Those are frequently Orthodox Jews or perhaps Conservative Jews. I have concluded that there are about as many types of Judaism as there are Protestant branches. Señora attends a Reformed synagogue.

If I were ever to get a wild hair and decided that I needed to join an organized religion again, I would strongly consider Continue reading “The 23rd Psalm: Pan-Religious”

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #4,815

yeah I know you did not ask!

This morning trying to get the the half and half out of the refrigerator I felt like I was playing a game of Tetris. I was holding my breath hoping it would not turn into a game of Jenga.