13…13…13…

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’  The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick

Then they all started shouting ’14…14…14′

Jerks…

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:  “Talking Dog for Sale”.

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.  “You talk?” he asks.

Yep,” the Lab replies. Continue reading “Talking Dog”

Quote of the Day — Michelangelo

“Genius is eternal patience.” ~~ Michelangelo

 

 

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Quote for the Day – Max Born

I am now convinced that theoretical physics is actually philosophy.” ~~ Max Born

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Quote for the Day – Albert Einstein

“For us believing physicists, the distinction between past, present, and future is only an illusion, even if a stubborn one.” ~~ Albert Einstein

 

 

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Vanity Plate for the Day – RE-VOLT

RE-VOLT

This was on the back of a maroon Chevy Volt…go figure.  Cute pun, though.

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Vanity Plate for the Day – MAGJCAL

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This was on the back of a Honda SUV with an Iowa Hawkeye specialty plate.

 

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Quote of the Day — Crazy Horse

“A very great vision is needed, and the man who has it must follow it as the eagle seeks the deepest blue of the sky.” ~~ Crazy Horse

 

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Vanity Plate for the Day – AWOL5

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This was on a black Dodge Charger.  I cannot imagine they are absent without leave very often having to pay for this shiny new car!!!

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