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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick
Then they all started shouting ’14…14…14′
Jerks…
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog for Sale”.
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks.
Yep,” the Lab replies. Continue reading “Talking Dog”
“Genius is eternal patience.” ~~ Michelangelo
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“I am now convinced that theoretical physics is actually philosophy.” ~~ Max Born
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“For us believing physicists, the distinction between past, present, and future is only an illusion, even if a stubborn one.” ~~ Albert Einstein
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RE-VOLT
This was on the back of a maroon Chevy Volt…go figure. Cute pun, though.
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MAGJCAL
This was on the back of a Honda SUV with an Iowa Hawkeye specialty plate.
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“A very great vision is needed, and the man who has it must follow it as the eagle seeks the deepest blue of the sky.” ~~ Crazy Horse
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AWOL5
This was on a black Dodge Charger. I cannot imagine they are absent without leave very often having to pay for this shiny new car!!!
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“Well, my dear Pangloss,” said Candide to him, “when you had been hanged, dissected, whipped, and were tugging at the oar, did you always think that everything happens for the best?”
“I am still of my first opinion,” answered Pangloss, “for I am a philosopher and I cannot retract, especially as Leibnitz could never be wrong; and besides, the pre-established harmony is the finest thing in the world, and so is his plenum and materia subtilis.” Candide, Chapter XXVIII, by Voltaire
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