What is the difference between a gray hair interacting with a woman and a young flat belly?
Young man says: You’re a goose. You woke up in a new world every day.
Old man says: I love your sense of amazement.
Young man says: You’re an f**** idiot!
Old man says: I had not thought of that, may I consider it while?
Young man says: You’re a know-it-all.
Old man says: You are so knowledgeable, dear.