THE REDNECK’S TEN COMMANDMENTS

Not mine, but too good to not share….even for an agnostic like the old Rev.

 THE REDNECK’S TEN COMMANDMENTS
This is much easier to remember !!!

1.  Just one God.
2.  Put nuttin’before God.
3.  Watch yer mouth.
4.  Git yourself to Sunday meetin’.
5.  Honor yer Ma & Pa.
6.   No killin’.
7.    No foolin’ around with another feller’s gal (or another gal’s feller).
8.   Don’t take what ain’t yorn.
9.   No tellin’ tales or gossipin’.
10.   Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff.

Now that’s plain an’ simple. And bless your heart!!!