yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
There is a book that came out about 34 years ago, Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. I have been thinking there might be room in the market for a book about the differences between girlfriends and wives. If there is room for that book there there is probably room for a book about the differences between boyfriends and husbands.
Let’s get back to differences between girlfriends and wives. One section might deal with if a woman’s man has been somewhat remiss in his “manly” duties. A girlfriend will frequently use the art of seduction to remedy the problem. A wife simply jumps straight to guilt induction.
Which reminds me of a joke I have told many times:
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t worry dear, you go ahead and go out and play. I will just sit here in the dark.