Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #3,788

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

Do you want to have some fun?  Next time you are in Walmart, try to get an employee away fro the cash registers to make eye contact with you without specifically saying something to them.  On the the off chance that they do look at you, be sure to say something like “hello” or “how are you doing?”

Several years back I actually had a Walmart associate ask me if they could help me find something.  I nearly fainted as the shock put my heart into a-fib.

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