yeah I know you did not ask!
Everyone has heard of the “five second rule”, if a piece of food falls to the floor you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs attack it.
This morning I thought we need to modify this formula a wee bit. The length of time that is available to pick up the food item is directly proportional to the the perceived goodness of the food. To illustrate, a lima bean would be trash while it is still a foot from the floor. A chocolate chip cookie would still be good after resting 20 or 30 seconds on the same floor.
I suppose if will really wanted to be scientific about this we would need to add a couple variables to the equation. One takes into account the cleanliness of the floor. A kitchen floor immediately after mopping with ammonia water would be close to zero. A well trafficked floor in a third world bus station would be pushing 1. We would need another variable for the stickiness of the food. Our chocolate chip cookie would again be close to zero and a limp, damp, overcooked piece of asparagus would be pushing 1.
If you are OCD and really want to know what studies have been done on this, here is an article from WebMD: ‘5-Second Rule’ Rules, Sometimes







My Uncle Dutch is not a tall man, and he has what we affectionately call a Buddha belly. I know that he was skinny once upon a time. I have seen pictures of him when he was young and in the Navy, but that is not the Harry Dodd I know. He is elderly now, with white hair, and it is hard for me to not think of him in a suit and tie. The first thing that you will probably notice about my Uncle is his smile. While he doesn’t smile all the time, it is certainly there more than it isn’t. And it is the type of smile that just lights up his whole face.