“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
I was in the kitchen when Señora came downstairs and found me, saying, “The bathroom scale is making some funny numbers.”
“Funny how?” I quizzed.
“I just need to show you,” she replied.
Following her up the stairs toward the master bathroom it dawned on me Continue reading “Matrimonial Log – Star Date 5787.264”