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They claim as you get older the connection between your brain’s synapses get a little, we are going to go with freer. The neural network becomes Continue reading “Drunk Santa?”
yeah I know you did not ask!
There is a house in our neighborhood that I can see their front yard from the kitchen window at the back of our house. The house is actually the one street over on a street that runs perpendicular to our street. For Halloween one their decorations was a witch on a broomstick crashing into a tree. For Christmas they have Santa Claus falling off of the roof.
I do believe I am going to knock on their door and introduce myself. They seem like my sort of folks.
…yeah I know you did not ask!
A coworker had on a green Santa Claus hat. I started to ask her, “Does that make you the Anti-Santa Claus?” Some things are best left unsaid in the Bible belt hat is the South.
Folks around here have started decorating for Christmas. I, being who I am, have hung pictures of Scrooge and the Grinch on the outside wall of my cube. I’ve also added a picture of a Santa Claus hat with a big diagonal slash through it.
This morning I added a stuffed Santa Claus that makes Scrooge like comments when he is squeezed. He has a Christmas tree with a slash through it as part of his outfit. Some anonymous person hung this on my cube wall last year.
My boss got a call at home last night complaining about my decorations. My boss declined to identify the caller. The caller told my boss, “You know that David is not of our belief.”
“What belief is that?”
“Well… he does not believe in Santa Claus” Continue reading “Bah…Humbug…”