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Can you imagine how much better a world this would be if folks cared for things that really matter as much as they do sports?
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 1,394
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What about next time Congress has some “must pass” legislation, instead of slipping a rider that benefits only the fats cats and decreases our democracy, we tact on riders to benefit all of us. Perhaps something to reform the student loan program, and make college affordable; perhaps something that will help bring good jobs back to America; perhaps legislation to bring our infrastructure into the 21st century; perhaps a realistic minimum wage; perhaps a tax code change to decrease the wealth gap; I could go on an on, but you get the idea.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 8,309
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Google knows me much too well. Of course, these voice recognition programs have a hard time with my Okie accent also. I’m driving to Tulsa the other day, and I want to find a western store. So I used the voice dictation function to enter into a Google search the following phrase: “western store Tulsa Oklahoma”. It changed that into “porn store Tulsa Oklahoma”. It must have been the personalization feature of Google.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 4,127
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I wonder what it would be like to live a life that was not scored in minor chords.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,652
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Is using a mulching lawn mower forcing your lawn to engage in cannibalism?
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 2,880
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I find it somewhat ironic that two of most listened to commentators on the American political scene are two comedians, Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert. Too bad more folks do not adhere to their point of view.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 6,527
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New definition for oxymoron: Using an Escalade pickup for a work truck. I saw one this morning with what little truck bed there is on an Escalade pickup loaded with construction paraphernalia. It as also towing a trailer. I cannot tell you one year from another on this vehicle, but I am assuming it was reasonably old as it was rusting out around the wheel wells.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 8,154
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Fox News seems to be on everywhere. I actually think it is a conspiracy by businesses, but that is just me. Sitting in a restaurant with Fox News in the background I thought they should be forced to put a scroll bar across the bottom that reads “Not for human consumption”, much like offal going to the rendering plant.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 5,156
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Gary McCord, the golf announcer, has this bit about naming his age spots. I thought that a fine idea, and started naming my age spots too. Quit some time ago, I ran out of names.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,956
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I walked out the back door and looked around. I then said thank you Jesus for the beautiful flowers, the wonderful trees and the green grass.
Jesus smiled and said, “De nada, volveré la próxima semana”, as he handed me the bill.