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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #8,134

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What do you call a group of elderly women?

I was riding my bicycle early in the morning at the Creve Coeur Lake Park.  Coming my way was a group of 12 or 15 elderly women riding their bikes.  I knew they were elderly as they all looked to be around my age plus or minus 10 years…old.  About a third of them were obnoxious morning people who insisted on saying “good morning” to me.  Did they not know I had short changed my coffee to get out there that early?

I begin to wonder what do you call a group of older women… a clutch, a coven, a pack,  a posse, madams, it is a murder of crows, a charm of foxes, a mob of kangaroos…

Just wondering, any good suggestions leave a comment.

 

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,698

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My wife who has been on a bit of a diet here lately came into the living room strutting the other night.

“I’m so proud,” she said.

“Oh,” said I.

“Yes,” she went on, “For the first time in my life I weigh what is on my driver’s license.”

“Well,” I congratulated her, ” The state of Missouri will be so proud!”

 

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #6,637

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The flag is dipped to show respect. At sea it is dipped by lowering to half-mast and then raising. I have come to see flags at half-mast after gun massacres as a dip to the NRA. I am tried of seeing flags at half-mast. NRA is not owed respect.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #2,430

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There is a group of people partaking or getting ready to partake of a meal. The all too common site today is one or more persons at that table deeply involved with their cell phones.  They are essentially ignoring the other souls at the table. I wondered what would happen if I brought a book to that table and begin reading.  Undoubtedly I would be considered rude.  However, in my mind, I do not see a whole lot of difference.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 5,377

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Yukky Gross… that moment you realize your finger has broken through the toilet paper!  Which is pretty much what has happened with this last election.  Only I do not see any soap and water anywhere near at hand to wash the Trump off my finger.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 341

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So I am walking out my building after a long, exhausting day of twiddling bits and bytes.  There is a young lady from another office walking out in front of me.  I say to myself, “There is something odd about that young woman?”  Then it dawned on me what it was.  She had a waist, a very petite waist.  Definitely not something you see too much of these days.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 6,788

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I’m not the only to notice this, but now days, normal sized people look skinny!

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,555

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If somehow I were magically to become God, the first thing I would do is to get rid of all religions.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 6,214

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So I sitting in rush hour traffic behind an Audi TT convertible.  We are moving at the pace of the prodigal snail.  I notice the license plate holder on the Audi.  It reads, “I’d rather be diving.”  I think to myself, “I’d rather be driving.”

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 4,549

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I just got back from Vegas. As I was strolling The Strip I began to wonder how a working girl could make a living in that town.  There are so many young women getting their slut on that the competition must be fierce!