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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #8,134

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What do you call a group of elderly women?

I was riding my bicycle early in the morning at the Creve Coeur Lake Park.  Coming my way was a group of 12 or 15 elderly women riding their bikes.  I knew they were elderly as they all looked to be around my age plus or minus 10 years…old.  About a third of them were obnoxious morning people who insisted on saying “good morning” to me.  Did they not know I had short changed my coffee to get out there that early?

I begin to wonder what do you call a group of older women… a clutch, a coven, a pack,  a posse, madams, it is a murder of crows, a charm of foxes, a mob of kangaroos…

Just wondering, any good suggestions leave a comment.

 

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,698

yeah I know you did not ask!

My wife who has been on a bit of a diet here lately came into the living room strutting the other night.

“I’m so proud,” she said.

“Oh,” said I.

“Yes,” she went on, “For the first time in my life I weigh what is on my driver’s license.”

“Well,” I congratulated her, ” The state of Missouri will be so proud!”

 

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #2,430

yeah I know you did not ask!

There is a group of people partaking or getting ready to partake of a meal. The all too common site today is one or more persons at that table deeply involved with their cell phones.  They are essentially ignoring the other souls at the table. I wondered what would happen if I brought a book to that table and begin reading.  Undoubtedly I would be considered rude.  However, in my mind, I do not see a whole lot of difference.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 341

yeah I know you did not ask!

So I am walking out my building after a long, exhausting day of twiddling bits and bytes.  There is a young lady from another office walking out in front of me.  I say to myself, “There is something odd about that young woman?”  Then it dawned on me what it was.  She had a waist, a very petite waist.  Definitely not something you see too much of these days.