yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
I have decided that I want to get into a poker game with a bunch of MAGAs. They obviously do not know when to fold a losing hand or how to bluff convincingly about such a losing hand.
But then again, they might follow their idol’s example and ignore the rules. Thus, claiming their pair of jacks beats my 10 high straight. An argument would ensue with the flipping of the card table sending chips, cards and cash flying to all corners of the room causing a mad scramble for the greenbacks. Phones would be drawn, racing to post a video of the bad behavior on social media. They neighbors would hear the clash and the loud voices. They police would be called and I and the others would spend the night in the hoosegow for disturbing the peace and illegal gambling.
Perhaps I should forego the opportunity to pad my wallet.