Ron DeSantis has asked Pope Francis to fire the nuns in this picture.
“They are obviously setting a bad example for our children visiting such a pornographic exhibit,” he stated with his resting disgust face, “what was the Pope thinking letting these nuns loose with a selfie-stick instead of rulers?”
“Besides, finding humor in the male anatomy is a blatant example of Critical Size Theory, and makes some of us question our manhood,” the Governor continued, pulling up his white boots.
Finally adding, “A man’s wee-wee should never see the light of day. The Italian government should require this museum to put a kilt on this statue… for decency sake. I really don’t care if it is considered one of the greatest pieces of art ever produced. Everyone knows that those supposed art critics work for Disney.”
Yup, I intentionally channeled my inner Andy Borowitz.
And so it goes.
