yeah I know you did not ask!
I’ve been using the disposable fiber face masks like you buy in the first aid section of Wal-Mart for most of the pandemic.
I’ve been wanting to get something a little more stylish so when I was in Wally World the other day, I went looking for the black cloth face masks that are so popular. I found a big display of them made by Hanes at a reasonable price. The box stated “Fits Most”.
When I got home I broke open the box and tried one on. It was much too small for me. I reckon all the people who have been telling me for years that I have a big head were right!
However prominent proboscises are de rigueur on both sides of the family, and my own is a fine example of this family trait. Add to that the fact that my chin usually precedes me into a room… well come to think of it I do have a big head.
Reminds me a bit of the old Jeff Foxworthy joke of the man who had big ears, a big nose, big hands and big feet, he was so ugly he better be packing.
Ba Dum.