I taught Señora a new four-letter word. Well I might have had she been home. All couples have their origin stories; our tale involves a lot of off-color words.
What got me scandalizing the neighbors Saturday was that one of the rear drive wheels of my new Toro lawnmower came off. This mower is so new that just yesterday my check to pay off the credit card I charged it on cleared. I had ordered it online from Home Depot as they did not have it in stock at the Chesterfield store. When I unboxed the mower I was glad to see Continue reading “I Taught Señora a New Cuss Word”