yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
Many maps and globes depict the planet’s largest island, Greenland, as all white. Given what seems to be an accelerating pace of global warming, I wonder how long it will be before the cartographers have to re-colorize this island?