For about as long as I have know Señora she has been telling me her sh** does not stink. My response has always been, “Really!?!”
Now there are just 3 souls in the house and one of those is The Wee Dog, the others are myself and Señora. I walked into the downstairs bathroom the other day to do what one normally does in such places. I discovered what I am calling Exhibit A.
I was certain 110% that I had not done this, and that The Wee Dog could not get this high or aim that well, so by deduction, that left the culprit as Señora. I can only conclude that her sh** really does not stink!