yeah I know you did not ask!
I’ve been trying to figure out Melania Trump. There is something about her that just does not seem right. Something that does not quite seem human. My initial thought was that she is actually an alien android whose function is to short circuit what little intellect Effingham Trump has. My second thought is that she a programmed Russian agent whose task it is to control Effingham Trump.
But then again if I had “small hands” Effingham Trump chasing me around the bedroom I might have that deer in the headlights look too. I really do not believe there are enough greenbacks in all the world that make that right.