Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Ted the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Ted revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Ted to more than satisfy his desire, Continue reading “The Itch”