yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
I was on a beer run. As I was entering the package store late on this sunny afternoon, three sweet young things were exiting. They were dressed in their best summertime, revealing outfits. Even if you only had a few milligrams of testosterone floating around in your system, it would have been hard to not have checked them out, which I was. As I got near to the gaggle of girls I overheard one of them say to another, “I will turn 25 before you turn 23.”
All of sudden I felt like a dirty old man… oh well.