yeah I know you did not ask!
Flipping through Twitter I came across yet another selfie from a self-described “patriot”. This gentleman was overweight, shirtless but wearing a military style flak vest, and thrusting his assault rifle to the forefront of the picture so it would look bigger. The coup de gras for me was his tattoo. From all appearances, a homemade job from a very drunk comrade displaying “Liberty” above an indecipherable line drawing with “Or Death” underneath that. I’ve seen prison tattoos more artfully executed.
I am convinced that some organization or government is slipping a substance into the national beer supply. It is giving these “patriots” a deluded vision of manhood as a result of pernicious impotence. Given the imbibing propensities of Americans, spiking only 2 or 3 national brands – usually light – would do the trick.
Another good reason to drink imported beer.