yeah I know you did not ask!
You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.
While there is a whole boatload of differences between single man and married men, one coalesced into verbiage for me today.
Single men, if Aphrodite is smiling on them, help a woman to get undressed.
Married men, by the Decree of Hera, help a woman to get dressed.
“Would you zip up this dress for me dear?”
“Could you fasten my necklace for me?”
Just saying.