Speaking of tastelessness (mine), I have another etiquette question.
I was at a function the other night that mostly outside, bar-b-queue, cold beer, music. It was in association with a local club on Ferris Street in Jackson, Mississippi (I just love spelling that word out). There were more than a few scantily dressed young women with required tops that revealed most, but not all of their bosoms. Oh hell, tits.
At one point when I was at the bar trying to get some chips, well beer, there was one set particular close and distracting.
My question of etiquette is this. Would it be wrong on my part to look her in the eye and say, “Dang, I wish I had some beads”?