My daughter, who works for the Oregon Department of Health, admonished my elderly butt to practice social distancing during this coronavirus pandemic.
Taking her words of wisdom directly into my heart, I sat down and ate one of favorite lunches, a sardine and onion sandwich.
Now my wife is mad at my daughter. Perhaps I should not have tried to kiss my wife so soon after my repast.
If we stay too far away from each other we won’t be able to hear what is being said. I guess we just text or Skype.
Many folks have been doing the text/Skype thing for a while now. I guess they were just practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse.