yeah I know you did not ask!
I saw an article the other day detailing how women are knitting/crocheting bright pink 
hats that symbolize “pussy power” for the Women’s March on Washington in a few days.
What I think should happen is that they also knit hats with shriveled little penises for the members of Congress to wear as most of them are real DICKS. And one for Donald Trump whereby the size of the penis matches the size of his hands.
Talk about truth in advertising.