yeah I know you did not ask!
Like a lot of men I have fantasized about a ménage à trois. My favorite fantasy involved Rachel Ray and Samantha Brown…like I had a chance with either one separately let alone together. But if you are going to fantasize, go big.
What I ended up with was a ménage à twit. The dog snuggled up on one side, and the cat on the other as I tried to sleep.