yeah I know you did not ask!
I scared the bejeebers out of myself this morning.
We were at some folk’s house and I was nonchalantly flipping though a magazine. As I was about to flip the page I noticed an ad. It had a picture of a middle-aged women with a mature but very nice figure. She was in nothing but a bra and panties. I idly thought, “That is a nice looking woman.”
Suddenly I realized it was an advertisement for Depends!!!
Ouch!