yeah I know you did not ask!
I want to add a new phrase to the lexicon, that being the “Amazon peek“.
We have not had problems, that I have heard of, with porch pirates in this neighborhood. And I know that from some delivery entities I receive emails when a package is out for delivery and another when it has been delivered. And I have a built in loud and insistent announcer of strange happenings in our yard in the form of a fierce 15 pound heap of fur named Lily. Brave is the delivery/postal personnel that comes to our front porch .
But I still find myself peeking out the front door to see if Amazon/Walmart/USPS/FedEx/UPS has delivered whatever urgent item I have recently decided I could not do without… and 2 dang days is too freaking long to wait for any package anyway.
I like your new phrase. It stands. So say we all.