…yeah I know you did not ask!
My morning routine when I first get to work is to go to the company gym. There I fill my giant economy size cup with ice and water, check my blood pressure, and do a series of exercises for my arthritic shoulders.
This morning I am going through the exercises when a couple of BBW walked through the sliding doors into the gym. I had not heard the beginning of the conversation, but one woman avowed loudly that, “She did not take it off.”
I so wanted to remark, “Sweetheart, then you have never had me sweet talking you!”
Fortunately I remembered where I was at, work, and kept my mouth shut.