Every year one of neighbor has an outdoor Halloween party for the adults, a pot luck 
affair. The neighbors sit up a fire pit, cook a big dish of this or that, and provide the area. Of course, we all bring candy and mug the Trick-or-Treaters as they come by trying to get rid of our candy. No one wants to have to take the sweets home. Resistance is futile when it comes to chocolate.
Normally, Robin is the one in the gang of adults passing out candy to the kids as they come by. She off doing something else and gave the bowl of goodies to me to dispense to the young revelers.
I was doing so when one of them asked me, “What are you supposed to be?”
Now I had come from work and pretty much went straight to the festivities. I had on cowboy boots, cords and a regular shirt. I had added a newsboy hat and fleece jacket before we went as it was just wee bit cool and we were to be outside. My hair is a little on the long side.
Not knowing what to answer, I told the truth, “tall and ugly, ugly and tall…”
And that seem to satisfy the young inquisitioner.
Did the kid laugh??