I spent a few nights in a motel in Jackson, by gawd, Mississippi while visiting a friend done there. The scrolling marquee on the billboard for the motel advertised free breakfast, pool and WiFi.
One evening I went up to the front desk and requested two of the free wifies for the night. The clerk looked at me with an expression somewhere between incomprehension and customer service patience migrating to head banging exasperation.
I, at least, thought I was hilarious.