“Honey, is there something you need to tell me?”

A friend of ours made a remark to her daughter (from another period of her life) that she going to buy a Subaru as that is what lesbians drove… Subarus. Her daughter was visiting with us and telling us this story about her mother. We recently bought a new Subaru Outback for Robin.

I turn to Robin and say, “Honey, is there something you need to tell me?”

Fortunately I was able to duck her slowing swung swat directed my way.