Nicknames for He Who Shall Not Be Named

Trigger warning: This is going to get crude… fast.

Giving nicknames to politicians has long been a popular American pastime, especially for those occupying the White House.  The current occupant stinking up the Oval Office, however, has spawned a whole cottage industry generating euphemisms and nicknames for him.  This quasi-humanoid has an extreme pathological need for attention, which reminds me of a psychology precept from Transactional Analysis, “a soggy potato chip is better than no potato chip.”

One of the ones that I see  most often is tRump, emphasizing the rump part of his name, which to my way of thinking is much too polite. On occasion I have riffed on that one and used tArse.

From the title of this article, He Who Shall Not be Named, obviously a reference to the villainous warlock of the Harry Potter series of books. In Mexico this becomes Innombrable, interesting enough one of the few examples of when it takes fewer Spanish words for a concept than in English. It may be common in other parts of Latin America, but I visit with a few Mexicans on iTalki so I know a little bit more about there. 

Speaking of Spanish, I frequently refer to him as El pendejo, which over time has morphed to El puta pendejo, then El puta pendejo naranja. If you are not up on your Spanish curse words I will let you put these phrases into Google translator yourself. One of the things about Google translator is that it will take the crudest of comments and translate them to something somewhat milder.

I was talking about the current cluster f*** that is the politics in the United States, and I used El puta pendejo with one of my tutors who lives north of Mexico City.  Normally I stay very proper with my tutors except Continue reading “Nicknames for He Who Shall Not Be Named”

Pay Attention to History

Pay attention to history.

I sincerely hope we are a better nation than what tRump and his sycophants are attempting to do to our country currently… I sincerely hope so.

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Why Separation of Church and State IS SO VERY Important

Among all the scary s*** happening in this country and the world right now,  this ranks way up there.  Mike Huckabee is a true believer in the Armageddon / Second Coming of Christ fantasy.   I had not realized until now that El puta pendejo naranja had appointed this whacko as ambassador to Israel.  Truly the Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. of the State Department. His daughter, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, current governor of Arkansas, is every bit as crazy as he is.

I would give them their religious delusions if they were not trying to push them on the rest of us…. much to our detriment. IMHO, their world view is delusional and draconian. Maybe it is a little over the top, but given half a chance, these “true believers” would make the Spanish Inquisition look like a cake walk.

God save us from the religious.

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What Would Jesus Say About Donald Trump?

I am not going to comment (much) on this video except to say it echos how I feel about the current state of Christianity in the United States of America.

What I always say about religion is that life is tough, whatever gets you through the day.  Of course, that is close to what I say about gender/sexuality identity.  Life is tough, whatever gets you through the night.  Of course, being religious is a choice.  Gender identity is not.

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Robert Reich: We Don’t Do Kings in America

I had a lighter posting queued up for today, but the world feels like it is spinning even more out of control thanks to the Idiot-in-Chief aka El puta pendejo naranja.

Robert Reich is my type of crusader.

Do your part – PROTEST!

What blows me away is that there are still folks out there happy that they voted for this incompetent,  arguably mentally unhinged monster. This is an America I thought I would never see.

Various sources are estimating that the military parade will cost $45 million.  Street repairs afterwards are estimated to cost $16 million. Whether that last amount is included in the $45 million I do not know.  This at a time when the Republicans are hell bent on cutting services and benefits to the most needy among us, being the good Christians that they are.

As a reminder here is the famous poem by Pastor Martin Niemöller:

First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

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ELUMP – Some Ramblings


Okay I am once again a Johnny-come-lately. This time it is to the awareness that the bromance of Elon Musk and tRump had been labeled Elump by the popular press.  I became cognizant of the moniker scrolling through YouTube when a video of Bill Maher’s popped up addressing the subject. I am not as big a Bill Maher fan as I used to be as he has become so self-righteous as to be almost unwatchable, but this video grabbed my attention.

A real bromance?

First, it was a bromance? I do not believe that either of them have any real friends.  A real friend being someone you might call if your car broke down on the side of the rode and you needed a ride home. Would  either of them do so without asking for gas money? Or perhaps you can identify friends  ala the popular test, “the two beers and watch my dogs” type of person. Both of them only see other people as something – yes, something in place of somebody – to be used and exploited for their own personal gain or purposes.   A romance… nah.  Their toxic masculinity Continue reading “ELUMP – Some Ramblings”

In America, we don’t do kings — Mass Protests June 14th

We do not need wanna-be dictators in this county, nor con men sitting in the White House and Congress.

Find a protest near you by going to NoKings.org

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Bruce Springsteen: Land of Hope and Dreams

My feelings exactly, but I am not hopeful like Mr. Springsteen. The America I have always loved has turned into an abusive relationship.

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20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow

20 lessons for our troubled times as read by one of my favorite actors, John Lithgow

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We’ll Get What We Voted For – Charles P. Pierce

He sums it up better than I ever could.

We’ll Get What We Voted For

Quite frankly I fear that the experiment that has been the United States of America is crashing in the most obscene manner possible.

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