Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 9,215

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We spend most of our life in anticipation, in looking forward, in dreaming of the future. Suddenly we crest some vaguely defined ridge or mountain and we are looking backwards. Some of us are regarding the past with regret, some of us with satisfaction, and most of us with a some combination of the two.

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 7,518

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I have a dream that before I die I will have an original idea or at least an original thought.

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,672

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Our perceptions are so colored by our biases, our experiences, and our limited senses that it is highly unlikely that most of us ever really see reality. Perhaps our wise men are the ones that truly get occasional glimpses of reality.

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 9,477

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The crow has the largest brain, relative to its body size, of any bird.  Studies show that crows may be almost as intelligent as monkeys.

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 2,465

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I understand Ted Cruz. It is not a difficult thing to do. He is a nutcase… certifiably so. What I do not understand are the people of Texas that elected this nutcase to a Senate seat. That is beyond my comprehension

Not your average NPR feed…‘Am I Normal?’ Check Biggest Study Yet Of Penis Size, Among 15,000 Men

I found this story on my NPR feed on Facebook.  It is definitely not what you would expect from them.  They ware actually linking to another site, and here is that link.

‘Am I Normal?’ Check Biggest Study Yet Of Penis Size, Among 15,000 Men

Anything I could add would be superfluous.  But do remember the graph is centimeters. There are 2.54 centimeters to the inch.

penis graph

“Honey, is there something you need to tell me?”

A friend of ours made a remark to her daughter (from another period of her life) that she going to buy a Subaru as that is what lesbians drove… 2015-subaru-outback_100471641_lSubarus. Her daughter was visiting with us and telling us this story about her mother. We recently bought a new Subaru Outback for Robin.

I turn to Robin and say, “Honey, is there something you need to tell me?”

Fortunately I was able to duck her slowing swung swat directed my way.

Fortunately I Ducked Quickly

Robin wanted to get out the house on this snowy day, and recruited me to drive with her to Whole Foods. As we are driving we were discussing our upcoming week and what each of us had planned. I reminded her that I had a doctor’s appointment on Tuesday.

She asked, “Is that with the skin doctor?”

“No,” I replied, “it is with the dermatologist.”

Fortunately I was able to duck her slowing swung swat directed my way.

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 8,060

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I wonder if silent dog whistles are just regular whistles that failed in quality assurance???

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 5,386

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I’ve decided the phrase “Smart Phone” is really an oxymoron.  People generally look less than intelligent as they wander around with their faces stuck in their screens.  How smart is it to use your “Smart Phone” to text while driving your car into a possible life ending accident.