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Trump’s vision for America, as big as…well just let’s say his hands.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 4,898
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A meme, to use the term loosely, going around right now is “Google Smart”, i.e. you are only smart if you have access to a smart phone or computer and you can Google the answer.
I propose another one, “Fox News Dumb”, i.e., the more you watch Fox News, the dumber you become.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 4,443
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The vowels, (a,e,i, o,u) are pronounced differently in Spanish than in English. They are respectively, ah, eh, ee, oh, oo.
I was thinking that during sex might be a good time to practice them…”ah, eh, ee, oh, oooooooooooo!”
For extra credit you could even do them backwards, “oo, oh, ee, eh, aaahhhhhhhhh.”
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 6,642
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We enter life down a tunnel with a light at the end of it. From the descriptions of near death experiences, apparently we exit life the same way.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 7,922
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I was reflecting that old age is that period of life where the creditors come knocking on your door collecting for all the bad decisions you made when you were younger.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 6,841
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Going around the Internet currently in reference to Effingham Donald Trump
POTUS: President of the United States
SCOTUS: Supreme Court of the United States
SCROTUS: So-Called Ruler of the United States
I think I have a slightly better one:
SCROTUM: So Called Redeemer of the Unlettered Masses
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 3,539
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I thought there could never be an American President dumber than or worse than George W. Bush. Effingham Trump has proved me wrong.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought # 6,985
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Like a lot of men I have fantasized about a ménage à trois. My favorite fantasy involved Rachel Ray and Samantha Brown…like I had a chance with either one separately let alone together. But if you are going to fantasize, go big.
What I ended up with was a ménage à twit. The dog snuggled up on one side, and the cat on the other as I tried to sleep.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #767
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I saw an article the other day detailing how women are knitting/crocheting bright pink 
hats that symbolize “pussy power” for the Women’s March on Washington in a few days.
What I think should happen is that they also knit hats with shriveled little penises for the members of Congress to wear as most of them are real DICKS. And one for Donald Trump whereby the size of the penis matches the size of his hands.
Talk about truth in advertising.
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #8,806
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By the time Effingham Trump and the compassionate party known as Republicans getting done gutting social programs, people’s elderly and disabled relatives are going to be living in the basement along side people’s Millennial children.